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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on October 09, 2011, 12:33:29 am

Title: Teh morning after the big night....
Post by: GrayBeard on October 09, 2011, 12:33:29 am

An older couple is lying in bed one morning, having just awakened from a good night's sleep.

The husband takes her hand and she responds, "Don't touch me!"

"Why not?" he asks.

She answers back, "Because I'm dead."

The husband says, "What are you talking about?
We're both lying here in bed together talking to one another."

She says. "No, I'm definitely dead."

He insists, "You're not dead. What in the world
makes you think you're dead?"

"NOTHING HURTS!"

Title: Re: Teh morning after the big night....
Post by: Gabby on October 09, 2011, 01:05:34 am

I can relate to that!
Gabby

Title: Re: Teh morning after the big night....
Post by: Russ C on October 09, 2011, 10:18:14 am

LMBO  :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: Teh morning after the big night....
Post by: Bamacfa on October 09, 2011, 11:55:59 am

I know that feeling too :D

Title: Re: Teh morning after the big night....
Post by: Chachi on October 10, 2011, 12:22:09 am

Yep Me and the wife are so there You know your getting old when your big question of the night goes from sex or sleep to Ben-gay or Icee-hot

Title: Re: Teh morning after the big night....
Post by: Gabby on October 11, 2011, 08:31:36 pm

You forgot the Pepto.
Gabby