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Title: Siamese twins
Post by: slowcutter on October 08, 2011, 10:55:08 am

 
Siamese twins walk into a bar in Canada and park themselves on a bar stool..

One of them says to the bartender, "Don't mind us; we're joined at the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two Molson Canadian beers, draft please."

The bartender, feeling slightly awkward, tries to make polite conversation while pouring the beers. "Been on holiday yet, lads?"

"Off to England next month," says John. "We go to England every year, rent a car and drive for miles. Don't we, Jim?" Jim agrees.

"Ah, England!" says the bartender. "Wonderful country... The history, the beer, the culture..."

"Nah, we don't like that British crap," says John. "Hamburgers and Molson's beer, that's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the English - they're so arrogant and rude."

"So why keep going to England?" asks the bartender.

"It's the only chance Jim gets to drive."
 

Title: Re: Siamese twins
Post by: Russ C on October 08, 2011, 10:57:33 am

Ok didn't see that one coming. LMBO  :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: Siamese twins
Post by: Judy Hunter on October 08, 2011, 10:58:52 am

scared the bird when I laughed at that one ;D

Title: Re: Siamese twins
Post by: GrayBeard on October 08, 2011, 11:00:44 am

DAMN! Now I have to clean the monitor AGAIN!

Got me with that'un!!!!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: Siamese twins
Post by: dgman on October 08, 2011, 11:49:41 am

It's funny, but I saw it coming! ::)

Title: Re: Siamese twins
Post by: wombatie on October 10, 2011, 01:05:57 am

I didn't see it coming either.  Nearly wet myself.   :D :D :D :D

Marg

Title: Re: Siamese twins
Post by: Marcellarius on October 10, 2011, 06:51:37 am

very funny! thanks for the laugh