Scrollsaw Workshop Community -Please register to enable posting.
General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Mr.Mike on October 04, 2011, 03:14:53 am
-
It's just dawned on me !!
My dog sleeps about 20 hours a day
.
He has his food prepared for him. He can eat whenever he wants.
His meals are provided at no cost to him.
He visits the Dr. once a year for his checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise.
For this he pays nothing, and nothing is required of him.
He lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than he needs, but he is not required to do any upkeep.
If he makes a mess, someone else cleans it up.
He has his choice of luxurious places to sleep.
He receives these accommodations absolutely free.
He is living like a King, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever.
All of his costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day.
I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick .......
I think my dog is a member of Congress!
-
Mike, truer words were never spoken--I think mine has higher career aspirations--thanks for the chuckle--Richard aka thumbs :o :o :o.
-
But wait - had your dog this fatal visit at the doctors to get rid off... nope, changed my mind. Don't want to be a dog. ;D
-
Torsten, your not talking about Neutering are you, Neuter congress. What an idea, just might work. LMBO :o :o :o
-
I'll help pay for that Russ.
gene
-
Key word was "fatal"!
Gabby