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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Mr.Mike on October 02, 2011, 12:41:44 am

Title: Celibacy
Post by: Mr.Mike on October 02, 2011, 12:41:44 am

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
 

While attending a Marriage Weekend, Walter and his wife Ann, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other'.


He addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'


Walter leaned over, touched Ann's arm gently and whispered, 'Gold Medal-All-Purpose, isn't it, honey?'


 

And thus began Walter's life of celibacy.
 

Title: Re: Celibacy
Post by: wombatie on October 02, 2011, 02:42:39 am

 :D :D :D :D :D LOL

Title: Re: Celibacy
Post by: thumbs on October 02, 2011, 08:07:41 am

Yep, that would do it--thanks for the chuckle--Richard aka thumbs ::) ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: Celibacy
Post by: Marcellarius on October 03, 2011, 06:39:41 am

ooohh Yeah....
a good way to pretend/disguise it was his choice  ;)

Title: Re: Celibacy
Post by: Russ C on October 03, 2011, 07:35:55 am

LMBO  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: Celibacy
Post by: slowcutter on October 03, 2011, 11:44:18 am

2 thumbs up on that 1

JP