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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Gabby on September 09, 2011, 10:27:15 pm

Title: for the ladies
Post by: Gabby on September 09, 2011, 10:27:15 pm

Grandma
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I was out walking with my 4-year-old Grand daughter. She picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in her mouth.
I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that.

'Why?' my Granddaughter asked.

'Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been, it's
dirty, and probably has germs,' I replied. At this point, my Granddaughter looked at me with total admiration and asked, 'Grandma, how do you know all this stuff? You are so smart.'

I was thinking quickly. 'All Grandmas know this stuff. It's on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Grandma.'

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently pondering this new information. 'Oh.....I get it!' she beamed, 'So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa'.

'Exactly,' I replied with a big smile on my face.

Title: Re: for the ladies
Post by: wombatie on September 10, 2011, 03:10:17 am

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Love it

Marg

Title: Re: for the ladies
Post by: Marcellarius on September 10, 2011, 11:45:22 am

LOL  :D ;D :D
children often tell the truth!