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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Chachi on September 03, 2011, 09:26:20 am

Title: If my body was a car.
Post by: Chachi on September 03, 2011, 09:26:20 am

I would be thinking of trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps, dents, scratches and my paint job is getting dull. My headlights are out of focus. My traction is not as graceful as it once was. My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins. It takes me hours to reach maximum speed. But the worst is...everytime I sneeze, cough, or sputter either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!

Title: Re: If my body was a car.
Post by: Russ C on September 03, 2011, 09:32:49 am

LMBO. Funny, sad, true.  :o  :o  :o

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Post by: Marcellarius on September 03, 2011, 10:38:18 am

LOL  ;D :D ;D

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Post by: GrayBeard on September 03, 2011, 10:52:01 am

Hey...I relate to that!

~~~GB~~~

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Post by: thumbs on September 03, 2011, 04:51:03 pm

how true-- ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Post by: wombatie on September 05, 2011, 03:04:42 am

ROFLMBO  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Marg

Title: Re: If my body was a car.
Post by: Dawie on September 07, 2011, 08:11:13 am

 :D LOL
David