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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Gabby on August 30, 2011, 01:23:21 am
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Things That are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British
Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
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Honest Occifer, I'm not as think as you drunk I am.
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Yea right!
you can add things you always can say no matter how drunk you are,
honest officer, I only had 2 glasses of beer
I'm sure the light was green sir!
honey you are beautiful
yes my love, you're right
I love my mother in law
and so on.......
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I don't think I was ever drunk enough to say that last one.
Kim
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Oh Kim!
I sure hope your 'other half' doesn't read this forum!!!
~~~GB~~~