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Title: Difficult things to say when you're drunk.
Post by: Gabby on August 30, 2011, 01:23:21 am

Things That are Difficult to Say When You're Drunk
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THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Indubitably
Innovative
Preliminary
Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Specificity
British
Constitution
Passive-aggressive disorder
Loquacious
Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK:
Thanks, but I don't want to have sex
Nope, no more booze for me
Sorry, but you're not really my type
Good evening officer, isn't it lovely out tonight
Oh, I just couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing

Title: Re: Difficult things to say when you're drunk.
Post by: BilltheDiver on August 30, 2011, 10:27:17 am

Honest Occifer,  I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

Title: Re: Difficult things to say when you're drunk.
Post by: Marcellarius on August 30, 2011, 01:12:19 pm

Yea right!

you can add things you always can say no matter how drunk you are,

honest officer, I only had 2 glasses of beer
I'm sure the light was green sir!
honey you are beautiful
yes my love, you're right
I love my mother in law


and so on.......

Title: Re: Difficult things to say when you're drunk.
Post by: kimb on August 30, 2011, 01:41:23 pm

I don't think I was ever drunk enough to say that last one.

Kim

Title: Re: Difficult things to say when you're drunk.
Post by: GrayBeard on August 30, 2011, 04:06:44 pm

Oh Kim!

I sure hope your 'other half' doesn't read this forum!!!

~~~GB~~~