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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on August 23, 2011, 09:11:25 pm
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(Please excuse the four letter words in the following story...I would
have deleted them, but the story wouldn't be the same...)
A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got
back, the bride immediately called her mother.
"Well", said her mother, "so how was the honeymoon?"
"Oh Mama", she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic"...
Suddenly she burst out crying. "But, Mama, as soon as we returned,
Sam started using the most horrible language -- things I'd never heard
before! I mean, all these awful four-letter words! You've got to
take me home!! PLEASE MAMA !"
"Sarah, Sarah", her mother said, "calm down! You need to stay with
your husband and work this out. Now, tell me, what could be so awful?
WHAT four-letter words?"
"Please don't make me tell you, Mama," wept the daughter. "I'm so
embarrassed, they're just too awful! COME GET ME,PLEASE!!"
"Darling, baby, you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell your
mother these horrible four-letter words!"
Sobbing, the bride said, "Oh, Mama... he used words like:
DUST, WASH , IRON, AND COOK..."
"I'll pick you up in twenty minutes," said the mother.
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Now thats funny.....also true.
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I trust he said he would help her with it all. :o :o ::)
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;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D LOL
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LOL ::) ::) ::)
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I'm sure she was so shocked because he offered to do those and SHE would use her PHD and have to find a job ::)