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Title: At The Casino
Post by: Mr.Mike on August 22, 2011, 03:25:23 pm
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very
attractive blonde woman arrived and bet twenty thousand dollars ($20,000) on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude."



With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!" As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed... "YES! YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly
departed...



The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."


Title: Re: At The Casino
Post by: BilltheDiver on August 22, 2011, 03:37:37 pm
I can imagine.  I got distracted just by the mental image.
Title: Re: At The Casino
Post by: newfie on August 22, 2011, 03:43:46 pm
same here
Title: Re: At The Casino
Post by: Russ C on August 22, 2011, 05:31:47 pm
 ::)  ::)  ::) LOL  ::)  ::)  ::)
Title: Re: At The Casino
Post by: Chachi on August 22, 2011, 08:47:11 pm
DAng I missed it as well what did she roll did anyone see it.
Title: Re: At The Casino
Post by: yyyyyguy on August 22, 2011, 09:55:00 pm
I'm still breathing heavy...