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Title: Three Day Silence
Post by: Mr.Mike on August 19, 2011, 10:14:54 pm

Three Day Silence


My wife has not spoken to me in three days.

I think it has something to do with what happened on Sunday night when she thought she heard a noise downstairs.

She nudged me and whispered, "Wake up, wake up!"

"What's the matter"? I asked.

"There are burglars in the kitchen. I think they're eating the tuna casserole I made tonight."

"That'll teach them!" I replied.



AND THE FIGHT STARTED ! ! !

Title: Re: Three Day Silence
Post by: Gabby on August 20, 2011, 12:24:20 am

Good one!
G

Title: Re: Three Day Silence
Post by: Russ C on August 20, 2011, 01:52:41 am

LOL  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: Three Day Silence
Post by: Chachi on August 20, 2011, 02:43:51 am

OHHHHH OUCHHHHH!!! Never ever talk about the wifes cooking lol

Title: Re: Three Day Silence
Post by: frankorona on August 20, 2011, 09:20:00 am

humorous anecdote is the best I've ever seen, LOL

Title: Re: Three Day Silence
Post by: newfie on August 20, 2011, 09:38:30 am

LOL

Title: Re: Three Day Silence
Post by: wombatie on August 22, 2011, 02:51:37 am

Sure he wasn't in my house?  LOL

Marg

Title: Re: Three Day Silence
Post by: Marcellarius on August 27, 2011, 04:06:25 am

o yeah!!! hahahaha LOL