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Title: A Husband reads a book
Post by: SheGold on August 19, 2011, 05:09:24 pm

A husband reads in a book :
"You are the man of your house"!

 So he storms to his wife and announces -
"From now on you need to know I'm the man of the house. My word is LAW.
 You WILL cook & clean for me.You WILL go upstairs & give me what i want,, .   
 Afterwards , you WILL draw me a bath, wash my back & massage my feet.
 Oh, & guess who's going to dress me & comb my hair in the morning?
 
 
   The wife replied "A funeral director would be my first guess..!!!!

Title: Re: A Husband reads a book
Post by: wombatie on August 22, 2011, 02:47:45 am

Hahahahahahaha Love it.

Marg

Title: Re: A Husband reads a book
Post by: Chachi on August 22, 2011, 12:39:33 pm

I couldn't finish reading it I was to caught up in a HUSBANDS READS A BOOK what ever was he thinking....lol my wife said the same thingh when I told her that ...lol

Title: Re: A Husband reads a book
Post by: Marcellarius on August 27, 2011, 04:07:35 am

that's a dangerous wife....

LOL

Title: Re: A Husband reads a book
Post by: Gabby on August 27, 2011, 04:13:03 am

Hey Chachi. I read all the time, I can read the same book every couple of months, and it always comes out different. How'd they do that?  ???
Marion you've been too quiet, here's your chance.

Gabby

Title: Re: A Husband reads a book
Post by: Russ C on August 27, 2011, 09:25:45 am

LMBO  :o  :o  :o

Title: Re: A Husband reads a book
Post by: aubec on August 27, 2011, 09:43:42 am

thats a good one!
aubec

Title: Re: A Husband reads a book
Post by: cskipper on August 29, 2011, 07:01:14 am

Now that's funny!