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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: SheGold on August 18, 2011, 06:52:15 pm

Title: The economy is so bad
Post by: SheGold on August 18, 2011, 06:52:15 pm

The economy is so bad: I received a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.
Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street".
Finally, I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck

Title: Re: The economy is so bad
Post by: dgman on August 18, 2011, 08:35:00 pm

"Take my wife, Please"..... ;D

Title: Re: The economy is so bad
Post by: geneVG on August 18, 2011, 10:48:05 pm

WHY

gene

Title: Re: The economy is so bad
Post by: yyyyyguy on August 18, 2011, 11:23:39 pm

Gotta love Henny Youngman :) :D ;D

Title: Re: The economy is so bad
Post by: Chachi on August 18, 2011, 11:25:37 pm

Omy Dan that is as old as " Hey do you belive in the here after?" "Why yes yes I do" " Well then you know what I'm here after"
    Ruth Buzzy and the old guy on the park bench man I loved those shows....

Title: Re: The economy is so bad
Post by: dgman on August 19, 2011, 12:20:02 am

Well, Sheila's post was so full of one liners, It was the first thing that came to me! ;D

Title: Re: The economy is so bad
Post by: GrayBeard on August 19, 2011, 10:54:06 am

I seem to remember the guy asking his date..."Do you believe in the hereafter?"
Reply, "I don't know, why?"
His retort, "Because if you are not here after what I am here after then you will be here after I'm gone!"


~~~GB~~~