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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Gabby on August 12, 2011, 02:27:20 am
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Just couldn't resist. This was sent to me by my 90+ year old girl friend. She is still sharper than many 30 years younger! Any of you know what the Tevis Cup is for? She competed in many of those competitive rides. Yep she has her photo going up over Cougar Rock! Tough as boot leather and sharp as a tack!
Gabby
> Three women go down to Mexico one night
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> to celebrate college graduation.. They got drunk, and woke up in jail, only
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> to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them
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> can remember what they did the night before.
> The first one, a redhead, is strapped in
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> the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words. She says: "I
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> just graduated from Trinity Bible College
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> and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the
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> innocent.." They throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately
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> fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release
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> her.
> The second one, a brunette, is strapped
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> in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the University of
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> Kentucky School of Law, and I believe in the power of Justice to intervene
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> on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing
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> happens. Again, they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for
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> forgiveness, and release her.
> The last one, a blonde (you knew it), is
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> strapped in and says: "Well, I'm from the University of Alabama and just graduated with a
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> degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't
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> gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing
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> in."
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:D lol :D
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::) ::) ::) LMAO ::) ::) ::)
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Great one, Gabby. Thanks for a good laugh.
Jim