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General Category => General Scroll Saw Talk => Topic started by: tux_linux on August 09, 2011, 03:40:04 am
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Hey!
Think about it (http://scrollsawworkshop.blogspot.com/2011/08/think-about-it.html)
I don't get it! Cow PI ? Bull pee? What is he up to?
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Beef pie??????????????????????????????? Richard aka thumbs
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I think that is absolutely hysterical!!!!!!!!!! Cow pie - lol!
Cathy
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ok, I still don't get it ::)
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You know that cow "pies" are waste products from the cow, right?
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right - I expected it to be a political comment?
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It's not political. Just plane old cow pie aka: manure. LOL ::)
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Maybe hes trying to tell us he's milking the cow LOL.
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Hey Torsten, Here in the U.S., A cow pie is a pile of cow poop! ;D
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i was looking at the pattern and noticed something i'm not to sure about. i'm not a farmer by know means,but i didn't know that bull's have an udder or that cow's have horns??
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i was looking at the pattern and noticed something i'm not to sure about. i'm not a farmer by know means,but i didn't know that bull's have an udder or that cow's have horns??
FYI.....Bulls DON"T have udders but, cows do have horns unless they are cut off by the rancher. Look it up.
Rog
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i was looking at the pattern and noticed something i'm not to sure about. i'm not a farmer by know means,but i didn't know that bull's have an udder or that cow's have horns??
Cows have horns, but bulls no udder (I'm pretty sure about that ;D ).
Nowadays the farmers here in Germany have again more cows with horns.
The cow made me thinking - and the absent of a comment was also no help.
Ok I got it - Chacci helped me a bit to get to bullsh*t.
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FYI: Cattle come in different breeds, and some breeds of cattle are more likely to have horns than others. Female cattle are called cows and they have horns just like other cattle do. They use the horns to fend of enemies and protect their young. What perpetuates this thought, is that often domestic cattle are 'debudded' which is a process of removing their horns at the base, so that they never grow. Farmers do this for protection of the herd, since they don't really have natural predators, or are protected by fences and the farmers, they don't need their horns. Horns are likely to harm other animals and humans, even unintentionally to harm or kill infant animals. This is why the horns are often missing from domestic cattle. Only female cows have udders. Male cows may or may not have testicles. It depends if the male is raised for meat, or for stud purposes. ;) ;) ;)
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Farmers know that cows make "pies", and horses make "apples". It's all about the shape of the excrement, lol.
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just to add to the confusion...."polled" cattle are born without horns.
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And that is how posting one little, humorous, scroll saw pattern turned into a lesson on animal husbandry. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Rog
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ain't that the truth!!
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We call them cow pats in NZ and a person that tells fib we call a bull sh!tter
Jimbo
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AND Newfie...That is no BULL!
BTW...Bulls that have had the testicles removed are called STEERS!
~~~GB~~~
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thanks GB
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AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Now I Get it. LOL
Marg
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Also some are called Short Horns, and some Long Horns. But you don't want to call a fighting man a "Short Horn" it'll get your head busted.
Cow Pies are also called Cow Patties, not to be confused with "Cow Patty". LMAO
Oh and don't step on a cow pie just because it looks dry!
OH what fun such scatological jokes are! (get out your dictionary ;D )
Hey gang are we having fun yet?
Gabby
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Are cow pies like Buffalo chips?
The whole thing sounds smelly to me.
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Definitely "cow pie", also know as "Cow Chip" that old timers used to burn out west after they dried out.
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has anyone thought about asking Steve about it??????????????????????????????????????????
gene
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For those of you that are still lost it is a picture of a cow and the symbol for PI so it makes Cow Pi and what is a Cow Pi it is cow S**T and when it comes from a Bull it is then BULLS**T so it is steve way of making a convo peice and to be clean about it.... So there you go the question is Answered.
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Chachi,
The only ones still lost are those from the city that have never seen where milk butter or eggs are from, or hot dogs for that matter.
Reminds me of an old joke.
The city gal goes into the restraunt and asks what the special is today.
The waiter says beef tongue.
She replies, OH I could never eat anything that came out of a cow's mouth,
I'll have an egg salad sandwich instead. ;D
Do I have to explain where eggs come from?
Gabby
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LOL now that funny Gabby I know where eggs come from I have 3 different breeds and in all 30 chickens 3 of which are roosters so I also know where baby chicks come from plus Dinner table food mmm mmm mmm nothing like fresh eggs in the morning afetr I was them of course lol nothing ever taste as good as something you raised and fed out. now if Yall don't know where an egg comes from it is the same hole in the rear as the poo comes from called a vent and this Vent has to route in it one is for the poo and one is for eggs so yep you get eggs from a chicken Butt there you go the answer you all have been waiting for lmaoooo
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If you want something to give you a grin every day get some Polish Chickens, they are funny looking and funny to watch especially when their 'Hair" gets in their eyes. Wife had a bunch of them before we moved here. One was called Phylis Diller, for good reason. Their eggs are just as good as any other breed but not large.
Free range eggs are best!
Gabby
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I have always said that the bravest man in the world was the first guy that ate an egg.
Can you imagine George saying "Phil, I'm going to eat the next thing that comes out of that chicken's @$$!"
Rog
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I don't care to much for the Polish ones I have Buuf Orpingtons and Buff Brama as well as Light Brama they are are real good to me and I'm good to them And when they don't lay as well they are real good on the dinner table but before killing them I always thank them for giving thier life for me to eat.
And some I do sell I sell pure breds only when they are about 4 months old wanna buy some Gabby?...lol
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I think this is great. Has to be one of the dumbest patterns I have ever designed and it gets the most feedback. I bet I have had 50 email about that pattern. My favorite email so far has been from someone in Indiana, it said "That Stinks". Now that's funny to me.
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I think it's a great pattern! I plan on doing a couple of them!
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I think this is great. Has to be one of the dumbest patterns I have ever designed and it gets the most feedback. I bet I have had 50 email about that pattern. My favorite email so far has been from someone in Indiana, it said "That Stinks". Now that's funny to me.
LOL Yup it do, especially when you step in it.
Lots of fun Steve, many a chuckle and smiles.
;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Rates 5 grins. Haw, haw.
Gabby