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Title: And that's when the fight started..... #2
Post by: Mr.Mike on August 05, 2011, 09:57:35 pm
 I took my wife to a restaurant.
 
 The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
 
 "I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
 
 He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
 
 "Nah, she can order for herself."
 
 And that's when the fight started.....
 
 _______________________________
 
 
 My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
 reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
 drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
 
 I asked her, "Do you know him?"
 
 "Yes", she sighed,
 
 "He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
 right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
 hasn't been sober since."
 
 "My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
 celebrating that long?"
 
 And then the fight started...
 
 ________________________________
 
 
 When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting
 to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had
 something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
 making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she
 thought of a clever way to make her point.
 
 When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall
 grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
 scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
 the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
 I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the
 grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
 
 The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a
 limp.
 
Title: Re: And that's when the fight started..... #2
Post by: Gabby on August 05, 2011, 11:48:23 pm
 ;D
Title: Re: And that's when the fight started..... #2
Post by: Russ C on August 06, 2011, 01:46:35 am
 :D  :D  :D  LMAO   :D  :D  :D
Title: Re: And that's when the fight started..... #2
Post by: Chachi on August 06, 2011, 10:05:34 am
  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D   :D   :D   :D So true so true LMAO
Title: Re: And that's when the fight started..... #2
Post by: newfie on August 06, 2011, 10:11:15 am
 ;D :D ROFLMFAO  :D ;D
Title: Re: And that's when the fight started..... #2
Post by: jimbo on August 06, 2011, 10:52:29 pm
don't these thing happen to all of us poor souls????
Jimbo
Title: Re: And that's when the fight started..... #2
Post by: mrsn on August 06, 2011, 11:55:25 pm
my husband and a couple of his buddies were outside working on a truck and I showed them these, they are still laughing...
Title: Re: And that's when the fight started..... #2
Post by: wombatie on August 07, 2011, 03:23:59 am
Hahahahahahaha ROFLMBO

Marg
Title: Re: And that's when the fight started..... #2
Post by: Marcellarius on August 07, 2011, 06:15:28 am
HAHAhaha LOL,