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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Mr.Mike on August 05, 2011, 09:57:35 pm
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I took my wife to a restaurant.
The waiter, for some reason, took my order first.
"I'll have the rump steak, rare, please."
He said, "Aren't you worried about the mad cow?"
"Nah, she can order for herself."
And that's when the fight started.....
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My wife and I were sitting at a table at her high school
reunion, and she kept staring at a drunken man swigging his
drink as he sat alone at a nearby table.
I asked her, "Do you know him?"
"Yes", she sighed,
"He's my old boyfriend. I understand he took to drinking
right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear he
hasn't been sober since."
"My God!" I said, "Who would think a person could go on
celebrating that long?"
And then the fight started...
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When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting
to me that I should get it fixed. But, somehow I always had
something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat,
making beer.. Always something more important to me. Finally she
thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall
grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing
scissors. I watched silently for a short time and then went into
the house. I was gone only a minute, and when I came out again
I handed her a toothbrush. I said, "When you finish cutting the
grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a
limp.
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;D
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:D :D :D LMAO :D :D :D
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:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D So true so true LMAO
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;D :D ROFLMFAO :D ;D
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don't these thing happen to all of us poor souls????
Jimbo
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my husband and a couple of his buddies were outside working on a truck and I showed them these, they are still laughing...
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Hahahahahahaha ROFLMBO
Marg
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HAHAhaha LOL,