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Title: The Job Interview...."Coffee and Testicles"
Post by: GrayBeard on July 31, 2011, 11:30:51 pm
A guy goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 am, and plan on starting at 10:00 am every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 am to 4:00 PM, why don't you want me here until 10:00 am?"

"This is a government job", the interviewer says.
"For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching. 
No point in you coming in for that."
Title: Re: The Job Interview...."Coffee and Testicles"
Post by: dgman on July 31, 2011, 11:56:05 pm
Man, I need a job like that! ;D
Title: Re: The Job Interview...."Coffee and Testicles"
Post by: Gabby on August 01, 2011, 01:37:16 am
Quote from: dgman on July 31, 2011, 11:56:05 pm
Man, I need a job like that! ;D

Ya gotta be EQUIPED for it do you qualify?
 ;D
Gabby
Title: Re: The Job Interview...."Coffee and Testicles"
Post by: dgman on August 01, 2011, 10:20:04 am
Still have them, but they have been decommissioned.! :o
Title: Re: The Job Interview...."Coffee and Testicles"
Post by: Gabby on August 01, 2011, 03:26:30 pm
Quote from: dgman on August 01, 2011, 10:20:04 am
Still have them, but they have been decommissioned.! :o

LOL
Mine too!
G
Title: Re: The Job Interview...."Coffee and Testicles"
Post by: wombatie on August 02, 2011, 02:10:54 am
Bahahahahahaha  too funny for words

Marg
Title: Re: The Job Interview...."Coffee and Testicles"
Post by: Marcellarius on August 02, 2011, 03:36:33 am
lol :D ;D :D
Title: Re: The Job Interview...."Coffee and Testicles"
Post by: Russ C on August 02, 2011, 08:31:39 am
Oh my,  ::)  ::)  ::)
Title: Re: The Job Interview...."Coffee and Testicles"
Post by: newfie on August 02, 2011, 09:47:59 am
LOL
Title: Re: The Job Interview...."Coffee and Testicles"
Post by: slowcutter on August 03, 2011, 12:37:38 am
lot of truth in a few words