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Title: Getting into Heaven
Post by: slowcutter on July 29, 2011, 09:26:05 pm

A Sunday school teacher asked the children in her class, "If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church, would I get into Heaven?"

"No!" the children all answered.

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into Heaven?"

Again the answer was "No!"

"Well", she continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out, "You gotta be dead!"

Title: Re: Getting into Heaven
Post by: Russ C on July 30, 2011, 07:42:53 am

LOL  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: Getting into Heaven
Post by: wombatie on August 01, 2011, 02:48:12 am

Hahahahaha Love it

Marg

Title: Re: Getting into Heaven
Post by: Marcellarius on August 02, 2011, 05:02:20 pm

Funny,  ;D :D ;D