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Title: 40 years of Marriage!
Post by: GrayBeard on July 29, 2011, 02:40:51 pm

A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table. She said, 'For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.'

The wife answered, 'Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband
The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! - two tickets for the Queen Mary II "Around the World Cruise" appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: 'Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.
The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!...the husband became 92 years old.


The moral of this story: Men who are ungrateful SOB's should always remember fairies are female.....

Title: Re: 40 years of Marriage!
Post by: Russ C on July 29, 2011, 03:40:41 pm

LMAO, will read this one to my wife. :D  :D  :D

Title: Re: 40 years of Marriage!
Post by: dgman on July 29, 2011, 04:10:07 pm

Serves him right!

Title: Re: 40 years of Marriage!
Post by: Rapid Roger on July 30, 2011, 12:19:45 pm

As I have often said before, "Be careful what you wish for, you might get it."

Rog

Title: Re: 40 years of Marriage!
Post by: Marcellarius on July 30, 2011, 05:09:54 pm

hahaha, hopefully there isn't an age limit for the cruise 8)

Title: Re: 40 years of Marriage!
Post by: wombatie on August 01, 2011, 02:50:00 am

hahaha life's a b..ch and then you marry one.

Marg