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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Gabby on July 21, 2011, 01:36:59 am
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Iggy has family not seen in years, visiting from OZ along with his wife's broken elbow, which the Dr.s have decided to let nature run it's course, no sling no cast just physical therapy, they claim she should recover about 80% use of the arm.
So that's why we haven't seen his smiling face for a while. He did take the time to send me this. Enjoy
Gabby
The Haircut
One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut. After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you, I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you , I'm doing community service this week...' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.
Then a Member of Parliament came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I can not accept money from you. I'm doing community service this week.' The Member of Parliament was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen other Members of Parliament lined up waiting for a free haircut.
And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country, and the politicians who run it!
BOTH POLITICIANS AND NAPPIES
NEED TO BE CHANGED OFTEN
AND FOR THE SAME REASON!
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lol
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YEAH! And if that weren't so truthful it would be funny!
Bill
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Scary aint it?
Gabby