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Title: Growing Old together...and one got smarter!
Post by: GrayBeard on July 20, 2011, 01:25:26 pm
After being married for 40 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said .... "Forty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a $500,000.00 home, a $35,000.00 car, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 63-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems, eh!
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Post by: newfie on July 20, 2011, 03:27:23 pm
ain't that the truth LOL
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Post by: SheGold on July 20, 2011, 07:10:01 pm
 ;D
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Post by: Russ C on July 20, 2011, 07:59:41 pm
 ::)  ::)  ::)
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Post by: Gabby on July 20, 2011, 09:33:08 pm
I can't wait to see Marion's answer. LOL
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Post by: slowcutter on July 20, 2011, 09:41:14 pm
My wife would have said just remember if you go looking for a 23 year old that you have to sleep some time.
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Post by: marmoh on July 20, 2011, 09:41:59 pm
Me ...  :o :o
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Post by: Gabby on July 20, 2011, 10:03:25 pm
Quote from: marmoh on July 20, 2011, 09:41:59 pm
Me ...  :o :o

Chicken!
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Post by: Chachi on July 20, 2011, 10:45:45 pm
 ;D  ;D  ;D
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Post by: BilltheDiver on July 21, 2011, 10:05:00 am
I had to copy that one and share it with my wife.  We have been married 38 years and she is still out of my league.
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Post by: Gabby on July 22, 2011, 02:00:25 am
Bill the sooner we men discover that the happier everyone will be. Women are born and raised devious, while we are just playing with balls.    Ah ah ah ahaaa. not what you think!   ;D
Gabby