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Title: An Old Mans Tomato Garden.... :+}
Post by: Danny on July 01, 2011, 01:58:54 pm

A Good ol? Italian way of getting things done!
 
 

 
   An old  Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual
   tomato garden,  but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
   His only son,  Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man
   wrote a letter to his  son and described his predicament:
   Dear  Vincent,    I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be
   able to  plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be
   digging up a  garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would
   be over. I know you would  be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the
   old  days.       Love, Papa
   A few days later he  received a letter from his son.       
   Dear  Papa,     Don't dig  up that garden. That's where the bodies
   are  buried.       Love, Vinnie
   At 4 a.m. the  next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
   dug up the entire area  without finding any bodies. They apologized
   to the old man and left. That  same day the old man received another
   letter from his  son.
   Dear  Papa,    Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the
   best I could do under  the  circumstances.
   Love  you,      Vinnie
 
 
 
 
   
 
 
 

Title: Re: An Old Mans Tomato Garden.... :+}
Post by: Rapid Roger on July 01, 2011, 04:10:07 pm

That is a GOOD one!!! :D ;D :D ;D :D ;D

Rog

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Post by: marmoh on July 01, 2011, 06:39:19 pm

Wish I would have known that before I tilled the garden plot this year !!! 

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Post by: Chachi on July 01, 2011, 06:58:05 pm

Lmaoooooo!!! Oh Vinnie hes a goodddaa  Boyyy he loves his Papa.....

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Post by: newfie on July 01, 2011, 07:39:56 pm

LOL

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Post by: Russ C on July 01, 2011, 08:09:09 pm

LMAO  :D  :D  :D