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Title: I am Happily Married.... :+}
Post by: Danny on June 21, 2011, 08:09:11 pm

After 35 years of marriage, a husband and wife went in for counseling.  When
asked what the problem was, the wife went into a passionate, painful tirade
listing every problem they had ever had in the years they had been married.
 
She went on and on and on:  neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling
unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had
endured.

Finally, after allowing this for a sufficient length of time, the therapist
got up, walked around the desk and after asking the wife to stand, embraced
and kissed her passionately as her husband watched with a raised eyebrow.
The woman shut up and quietly sat down as though in a daze.  The therapist
turned to the husband and said, 'this is what your wife needs at least 3
times a week  Can you do this?'


"Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I
go fishing," replied the hubby.














 
















 
















 


 

Title: Re: I am Happily Married.... :+}
Post by: dgman on June 21, 2011, 10:15:52 pm

Good one Dusty!

Title: Re: I am Happily Married.... :+}
Post by: Marcellarius on June 22, 2011, 02:40:43 am

Hahaha, problems solved.  ;D :D ;D

Title: Re: I am Happily Married.... :+}
Post by: Russ C on June 22, 2011, 06:57:46 am

LOL  :o  :o  :o

Title: Re: I am Happily Married.... :+}
Post by: TomC on June 22, 2011, 11:57:11 am

I got a chuckle form that one.

Title: Re: I am Happily Married.... :+}
Post by: slowcutter on June 22, 2011, 01:19:53 pm

Ya & she kicked the poo poo out of me when we got home.
So now she gets attention Tuesday,Thursday & Saturday.
Sundays a day of rest.
JP