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Title: Email from God
Post by: tux_linux on June 21, 2011, 02:28:17 am

One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the evil that was going on. He decided to send an angel down to Earth to check it out. So he called on a female angel and sent her to Earth for a time.
 
When she returned she told God: "Yes it is bad on Earth, 95% is bad and 5% is good."
God thought for a moment and said maybe I had better send down a male angel to get both points of view.
 
So God called a male angel and sent him to Earth for a time. When the male angel returned he went to God and told him: "Yes, the Earth is in decline, 95% is bad and 5% is good".
God said this was not good. He decided to E-mail the 5% that were good and encourage them, a little something to help them keep going.
 

Do you know what that E-mail said? ...or didn't get one either?

Title: Re: Email from God
Post by: Gabby on June 21, 2011, 02:42:42 am

Love thy neighbor as yourself!
Pretty hard to do.
Gabby

Title: Re: Email from God
Post by: TomC on June 21, 2011, 08:36:10 am

I didin't get that email.  i think my Spam filter must have blocked it!

Title: Re: Email from God
Post by: SheGold on June 21, 2011, 08:55:30 am

HMMmmmm I didn't get either... Whats up with that...  ;D  Sheila in Tx

Title: Re: Email from God
Post by: Chachi on June 21, 2011, 10:08:32 am

Well Now see I checked MY spam filter and my reg e-mail and I will be darned I can't find it anywhere.

Title: Re: Email from God
Post by: slowcutter on June 21, 2011, 11:17:03 am

 I found this in my inbox.
It's going to be a long day.
JP

God

I am working on that 5%

Satin