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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: tux_linux on June 15, 2011, 03:42:49 pm

Title: I can see you..
Post by: tux_linux on June 15, 2011, 03:42:49 pm

A thief makes his way into a house. Carefully he makes one step after another as he hears a voice:
"I can see you and so can Jesus!"
The thief gets frightened and makes another step forward. There again: "I can see you and so can Jesus!"
Well, he thinks, if they saw me anyway I could also use my flashlight. In the light he sees a birds cage with a parrot: "I can see you and so can Jesus!".
"you scared me to death" says the thief "what's your name?" "Fritz!" the parrot claims.
"Fritz is a foolish name for a parrot!"
"That's true" the parrot replies "But Jesus is also a foolish name for a Rottweiler."

Title: Re: I can see you..
Post by: Russ C on June 15, 2011, 04:32:35 pm

ROFLMAO  :o  :o  :o

Title: Re: I can see you..
Post by: dgman on June 15, 2011, 08:03:49 pm

Funny Torsten!

Title: Re: I can see you..
Post by: Marcellarius on June 16, 2011, 03:12:36 am

LMAO so funny!!!

Title: Re: I can see you..
Post by: TomC on June 16, 2011, 08:37:46 am

Funny!

Title: Re: I can see you..
Post by: Chachi on June 16, 2011, 09:14:01 am

Wow I can't belive that joke is still floating around out there and still gets a chuckle.