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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Marcellarius on June 15, 2011, 09:42:18 am
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Some men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and says, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk replies, "You mean two-by-fours, don't you?"
The guy scratches his head and says, "I'll go check," and goes back to the truck.
He returns and says, "Yeah, I meant two-by-four."
"All right. How long do you need them?"
The guy pauses for a minute and says, "I better go check." After a while, he returns to the office and says, "A long time. We're gonna build a house."
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better not take that guy with you to buy ANYTHING!
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Some one told on me.
JP
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Hey Marcellarius, I hired that guy once. I gave him a job nailing siding on my house. I set him up with a ladder, a big bag of nails and a hammer. A couple of hours later I went back to check on him and found a huge pile of the nails under the ladder. I asked him what was going on and he said the nails were rejects, they had the points on the wrong end. I said, "you idiot! Couldn't you see those are for the other side of the house?" I can't believe how so few people have any common sense anymore!
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LMAO ::) ::) ::)
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Bill - that's toooo funny
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@Bill: Great!! LOL ;D ;D
I guess I Have a whole bunch of Australian saw blades, all the teeth are pointing the wrong side up 8)
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Don't throw them out! Just suspend your saw from the ceiling until you use them up.
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Now that would add a new challenge to bottom feeding the blades.
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mounting the saw to the ceiling will definitely raise my scrolling to a higher level ;D :D ;D