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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: tux_linux on June 10, 2011, 08:30:21 am

Title: JOTD
Post by: tux_linux on June 10, 2011, 08:30:21 am

This guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door.
 
There are two sheriff's deputies there. He asks if there is a problem.
One of the deputies asks if he is married, and if so, can he see a picture of his wife.
 
The guy says "sure " and shows him a picture of his wife.
The sheriff says, "I'm sorry sir, but it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."
 
The guy says, " I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook. "

Title: Re: JOTD
Post by: Marcellarius on June 10, 2011, 08:38:30 am

LOL  ;D :D ;D

Title: Re: JOTD
Post by: Chachi on June 10, 2011, 09:27:39 am

OMY too funny LMAOOOOO!!

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Post by: Russ C on June 10, 2011, 12:52:49 pm

LOL,  :D  :D  :D

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Post by: dgman on June 10, 2011, 01:07:57 pm

Good one Torsten!

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Post by: HWPlmbr1 on June 10, 2011, 11:28:10 pm

I must be tired...had to read it twice...LOL! I hope the truck is okay ;D