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Title: The Speeder
Post by: Crabbyboater on June 08, 2011, 07:53:20 pm

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding
down Main Street.

"But officer," the man began, "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer  "I'm going to let you cool
your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But, officer, I just wanted to say......"

"And I said to keep quiet!  You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said,
"Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. . .He'll
be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it." answered the fellow in the cell  "I'm the
groom."

Title: Re: The Speeder
Post by: Gabby on June 08, 2011, 07:59:06 pm

That was a good one didn't see it coming.
Gabby

Title: Re: The Speeder
Post by: marmoh on June 08, 2011, 08:06:57 pm

Bet that caused a few problems ...

Title: Re: The Speeder
Post by: slowcutter on June 08, 2011, 09:24:17 pm

I know that cop

Title: Re: The Speeder
Post by: Russ C on June 08, 2011, 09:30:49 pm

LOL, I knew that cop before he got FIIIIRRRREDD.  :o  :o  :o

Title: Re: The Speeder
Post by: Merlin on June 09, 2011, 07:45:54 am

Nice one didn't sea that coming at all.

***Merlin***

Title: Re: The Speeder
Post by: Marcellarius on June 10, 2011, 08:41:42 am

LOL, hahaha

am the groom or was the groom?  8)