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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Crabbyboater on June 08, 2011, 07:49:48 pm
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A Cowboy's Guide to Life
Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.
Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
The easiest way to eat crow is while it's still warm.
The colder it gets, the harder it is to swaller.
If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.
If it don't seem like it's worth the effort, it probably ain't.
The biggest troublemaker you'll probably ever have to deal with
watches you shave his face in the mirror every morning.
Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.
If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence,
try orderin' somebody else's dog around.
Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew;
your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think.
Generally, you ain't learnin' nothing when your mouth's a-jawin'.
If you're ridin' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now
and then to make sure it's still there with ya.
Good judgment comes from experience,
and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier
than puttin' it back.
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over
and put it back into your pocket.
Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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I always knew cowboys were smart ..
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I have a few to add:
Dont squat with spurs
Never, ever drink downstream of the herd
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Everyone please mail this list to the elected government person of your choice.
Rog
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Rog .... Like they would really understand what it means ????
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I'll add,
Don't spit or p into the wind!
G
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and NEVER pee on an 'electric fence'!
It can be a shocking experience!
~~~GB~~~
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I hate to admit to this but my (nameless) brother was talked into doing that. :-[
It was powered by the starter coil from a model A. Smartened him right up, about electric fences! Sure didn't do him much good otherwise though. ::) ::)
Gabby