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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: marmoh on June 07, 2011, 10:11:06 am
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EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I'VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:
'I've got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there's somebody under it. I'm scared. I think I'm going crazy.'
'Just put yourself in my hands for one year,' said the shrink. 'Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..'
'How much do you charge?'
'Eighty dollars per visit,' replied the doctor.
'I'll sleep on it,' I said.
Six months later the doctor met me on the street. 'Why didn't you come to see me about those fears you were having?' he asked.
'Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!'
'Is that so!' With a bit of an attitude he said, 'and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?'
'He told me to cut the legs off the bed! - Ain't nobody under there now!!!'
FORGET THE SHRINKS..
HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!
May your troubles be less, Your blessings be more, And nothing but happiness come through your door!
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never had that problem,my mat was on the floor, my window had no glass.
So the way I look at it to cold in winter, to hot in summer & no room under bed.
Sorry he went to your house.
Glad to have been your bar tender.
JP
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LOL.
A sawing joke!! great.
I guess the bartender is a woodworker to.....
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LOL :D :D :D
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That's what I would have told him as well. No reason at all to spen dthat kind of money....lol
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Sure there is.
Spend it on more beer. LOL
Gabby
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This answers a question that has been bothering me for many years.
After cutting the legs off the bed you told the Shrink your solution. That obviously cut the legs out from under the Shrink, thus explaining why he's called a "Shrink"!