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Title: Favorite Animal
Post by: Gabby on June 01, 2011, 12:07:34 am

The teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "Fried chicken!

She said I wasn't funny, but she was wrong, because everyone
else in the class laughed.

My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried
chicken is my favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my
teacher was probably a member of PETA.  He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me
to the principal's office. I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.
Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.


I told her it was chicken. She asked me why, just like she'd asked the other children.

So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed, and told me
not to do it again. I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest,
but my teacher doesn't like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most.


I told her, "Colonel Sanders.."

Guess where the @#%$ I am...???

Title: Re: Favorite Animal
Post by: cameronj on June 01, 2011, 09:59:15 am

Thanks for the laugh, Gabby.  Now I better leave this computer, and go and do some work.
Jim

Title: Re: Favorite Animal
Post by: marmoh on June 01, 2011, 10:13:00 am

Cute ... I also love fried chicken ... I like the ones in my yard better tho as they give me fresh eggs every day.....

Title: Re: Favorite Animal
Post by: wedo on June 01, 2011, 10:39:25 am

Thanks for the laugh to get me started today! I too like fried chicken.
Bill

Title: Re: Favorite Animal
Post by: Joesawdust on June 01, 2011, 12:35:09 pm

Good one ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: Favorite Animal
Post by: Merlin on June 01, 2011, 05:54:43 pm

Great Gabby, I think your teacher needs to sea the head master. lol
***Merlin***

Title: Re: Favorite Animal
Post by: chief on June 02, 2011, 01:06:17 am

That is definitely something a young child would say with sincerety.  I love it.

Title: Re: Favorite Animal
Post by: Gabby on June 02, 2011, 04:52:26 am

Don't get me wrong I love KFC, but my favorite animal would have to be Elk, much better than beef!
I'm getting hungry, darn we're out of Elk venison.  :'(
Gabby

Title: Re: Favorite Animal
Post by: alien11 on June 03, 2011, 08:54:58 am

Quote from: marmoh on June 01, 2011, 10:13:00 am

Cute ... I also love fried chicken ... I like the ones in my yard better tho as they give me fresh eggs every day.....

I really have to know: Do the fried chickens in your back yard lay fresh *fried* eggs???

Title: Re: Favorite Animal
Post by: marmoh on June 03, 2011, 10:10:51 am

Thanks for the laugh alien 11 ... I sure didn't see that one coming !!!!
I like fried chicken BUT, I like the LIVE chickens in the yard better ......

Title: Re: Favorite Animal
Post by: Gabby on June 04, 2011, 05:02:38 am

Quote from: alien11 on June 03, 2011, 08:54:58 am

Quote from: marmoh on June 01, 2011, 10:13:00 am

Cute ... I also love fried chicken ... I like the ones in my yard better tho as they give me fresh eggs every day.....

I really have to know: Do the fried chickens in your back yard lay fresh *fried* eggs???

The fried chickens never make it to the back yard!
Gabby