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Title: Walking the dog
Post by: Gabby on May 28, 2011, 02:55:05 pm

Today's Chuckle!
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> 'Mom, may I take the dog for a walk around the block?'
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> Mom replies, 'No, because she is in heat.'
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> 'What's that mean?' asked the child.
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> 'Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
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> The little girl goes to the garage and says, 'Dad, may
> I take Belle for a walk around the block? I asked Mom,
> but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you.'
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> Dad said, 'Bring Belle over here.' He took a rag,
> soaked it with gasoline, and scrubbed the dog's
> backside with it to disguise the scent, and said 'OK,
> you can go now, but keep Belle on the leash and only go
> one time round the block.'
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> The little girl left and returned a few minutes later
> with no dog on the leash. Surprised, Dad asked,
> 'Where's Belle?'
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> (YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS!!!!!!!! ! )
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> The little girl said, 'She ran out of gas about halfway
> down the block, so another dog is pushing her home.'

Title: Re: Walking the dog
Post by: GrayBeard on May 28, 2011, 02:59:55 pm

ROFLMAO!!!!!

Great!!!!!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: Walking the dog
Post by: Russ C on May 28, 2011, 04:29:01 pm

OMG. LMAO.  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: Walking the dog
Post by: newfie on May 28, 2011, 04:33:57 pm

LMAO

Title: Re: Walking the dog
Post by: Marcellarius on May 29, 2011, 07:06:44 am

that's what I call a service dog, although I thought that dogs pulled the sled instead op pushing it  ;)

Title: Re: Walking the dog
Post by: termite on May 29, 2011, 09:02:10 am

if that doesn't make you laugh, nothing will