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Title: Irish Blond
Post by: Gabby on May 28, 2011, 02:08:41 am: Just for GB ;D ;D

An IRISH BLONDE GOES INTO A CASINO

An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice.

She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude'.

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and with an Irish brogue yelled, 'Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!'

As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed...'YES! YES!

I WON, I WON!'

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.

The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'

The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were watching.'

MORAL OF THE STORY -

Not all Irish are drunks,
Not all blondes are dumb,
But all men...are men.

OK by last count 35 viewers, but not one comment. What a bunch of prudes. Or maybe chickens. ;D
Title: Re: Irish Blond
Post by: GrayBeard on May 28, 2011, 03:06:32 pm: Hey ol' timer!
I was at that table and I didn't see what she rolled either?

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: Irish Blond
Post by: Marcellarius on May 28, 2011, 03:21:52 pm: .... still laughing......
Title: Re: Irish Blond
Post by: Russ C on May 28, 2011, 04:23:03 pm: LMAO. Me either, I was to busy watching the bouncing. ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Irish Blond
Post by: Gabby on May 28, 2011, 06:48:25 pm: Quote from: Russ C on May 28, 2011, 04:23:03 pm
LMAO. Me either, I was to busy watching the bouncing. ;D ;D ;D

I'm just :o :o :o shocked Russ you were watching, and here I thought you were a gentleman!
You too GB, shame....
LMAO
Gabby
Title: Re: Irish Blond
Post by: newfie on May 28, 2011, 06:51:28 pm: LMAO i didn't see what she rolled either lol
Title: Re: Irish Blond
Post by: Rapid Roger on May 28, 2011, 07:56:42 pm: IT WAS A 7!!!!!

Rog
Title: Re: Irish Blond
Post by: chief on May 28, 2011, 10:08:04 pm: Who cares what she rolled she was NAKED!!!!
Title: Re: Irish Blond
Post by: Chachi on May 28, 2011, 11:52:41 pm: She was rolling Dice damn that will teach me to watch the dice....See Gb here I thought you were watching what she rolled....
Title: Re: Irish Blond
Post by: Gabby on May 29, 2011, 12:55:38 am: Quote from: Rapid Roger on May 28, 2011, 07:56:42 pm
IT WAS A 7!!!!!

Rog

Hummmm
Roger you need to get your priorities right.
Who cares what she rolled?
LMAO
Gabby
If I keep this up I'm not going to have anyasatoll. ::) ;D
Title: Re: Irish Blond
Post by: Rapid Roger on May 29, 2011, 11:16:11 am: For me, money is harder to come by than a woman is. ;D

Rog
Title: Re: Irish Blond
Post by: Gabby on May 29, 2011, 01:55:46 pm: Quote from: Rapid Roger on May 29, 2011, 11:16:11 am
For me, money is harder to come by than a woman is. ;D

Rog

I can relate to that!
G
Title: Re: Irish Blond
Post by: alien11 on May 31, 2011, 10:08:18 am: Now wait a minute!!

I know that casino, and all the dealers are women!
Title: Re: Irish Blond
Post by: HWPlmbr1 on June 02, 2011, 01:43:05 pm: I don't know what she rolled either. But I am following her and soon as I get a chance I will ask her if she knows! ;)