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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on May 06, 2011, 09:40:21 pm

Title: Little Red Fire Engine!
Post by: GrayBeard on May 06, 2011, 09:40:21 pm

A firefighter was working on the engine outside the Station, when he noticed a little girl nearby in a little red wagon with little  ladders hung off the sides and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle.

The  girl was wearing a firefighter's helmet. The  wagon was being pulled by her dog and her cat.

The  firefighter walked over to take a closer  look.
'That  sure is a nice fire truck,' the firefighter said  with admiration.

'Thanks,' the girl  replied. The firefighter looked a little closer. The girl had tied the wagon to her dog's collar and to the cat's testicles.

'Little  partner, 'the firefighter said, 'I don't want to tell you how to run your rig,  but if you were to tie that rope around the cat's collar, I think you could go faster. '

The  little girl replied thoughtfully, 'You're probably  right, but then I wouldn't have a  siren.'

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: Little Red Fire Engine!
Post by: kimb on May 06, 2011, 10:44:23 pm

That was great GB. Wasn't expecting that. I read it again and still laughed. Thanks.

Kim

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Post by: marmoh on May 06, 2011, 11:32:29 pm

Now that was cute ...

Title: Re: Little Red Fire Engine!
Post by: Gabby on May 07, 2011, 12:48:40 am

LOL
Good one GB!
Gabby

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Post by: newfie on May 07, 2011, 08:16:14 am

LMAO

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Post by: Chachi on May 07, 2011, 09:27:05 am

That was a cute one GB lol

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Post by: Dawie on May 08, 2011, 02:46:59 am

 ;D LOL
David

Title: Re: Little Red Fire Engine!
Post by: yyyyyguy on May 09, 2011, 04:35:25 pm

I liked it but my wife didn't appreciate me saying "see there is a good use for cats"!!!