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Title: A quickie...
Post by: GrayBeard on April 22, 2011, 10:48:30 am
A woman is sitting at home on the veranda with her husband and she says, "I love you."

He asks, "Is that you or the wine talking?"

She replies, "It's me............. talking to the wine."

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: A quickie...
Post by: dgman on April 22, 2011, 12:19:07 pm
Sounds like my wife! ;D
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Post by: mrsn on April 22, 2011, 02:00:53 pm
lol, so funny.
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Post by: marmoh on April 22, 2011, 05:21:09 pm
The title of your topic is misleading   :o :o :o
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Post by: Russ C on April 22, 2011, 05:57:05 pm
I heard it as:

A man is sitting at the bar drinking beer with his wife and he says, "I love you."

She asks, "Is that you or the beer talking?"

He replies, "It's me............. talking to the beer."

LOL  :D

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Post by: Rapid Roger on April 22, 2011, 09:29:02 pm
A woman walks into a bar with a duck under her arm. A drunk at the bar looks over and says "Where did you get that pig?" The woman says, "That's not a pig, that is a duck!" Then the drunk responds with "I was talking to the duck!"

Rog
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Post by: Chachi on April 22, 2011, 09:47:48 pm
@GB, that sounds like my wife.

@Rog, That was To funny lol. That sounds liek My ex MIL
 
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Post by: mrsn on April 22, 2011, 10:15:23 pm
Rog, that is quite funny  ;D
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Post by: wedo on April 23, 2011, 01:00:31 am
GB, my wife even laughed at that one!
Bill
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Post by: ShadowB6 on April 23, 2011, 11:46:08 am
My wife has a different sense of Ha-Ha so I didn't even show it to her.