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Title: Clean Lil Joke
Post by: Danny on March 27, 2011, 10:26:32 am

How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

JUST  TOO CUTE.

This is the cleanest E-mail joke
I've come  across in a long while!




A  woman walked into the kitchen to find her
Husband standing around with a fly swatter

"What  are you doing?"
She asked .

"Hunting Flies"
He responded .

"Oh ! Killing any?"
She asked .

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied .




Intrigued ,  she inquired .
"How can you tell them apart?"


"3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.?

Title: Re: Clean Lil Joke
Post by: julief on March 27, 2011, 10:46:48 am

Cute.

Title: Re: Clean Lil Joke
Post by: Marcellarius on March 27, 2011, 11:27:53 am

Great one Danny!

Title: Re: Clean Lil Joke
Post by: Russ C on March 27, 2011, 12:24:58 pm

ROFLMAO  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: Clean Lil Joke
Post by: mrsn on March 27, 2011, 12:52:42 pm

LOL, great!