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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on March 25, 2011, 11:59:25 am
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An 86-year-old man goes for a physical.
All of his test results come back normal.
The doctor says, " John everything looks great. How are you doing
mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace with God?"
John replies, "God and I are tight.
He knows I have poor eyesight, so he's fixed it so when I get up in the
middle of the night to go to the bathroom, *poof* the light goes on.
When I'm done, *poof* the light goes off."
"Wow, that's incredible," the doctor says.
A little later in the day, the doctor calls John's wife.
"Marianne, he says, John is doing fine but I had to call you because
I'm in awe of his relationship with God. Is it true that he gets up
during the night and *poof * the light goes on in the bathroom, and when
he's done, *poof* the light goes off?"
"OH MY GOD!" Marianne exclaims.
"He's peeing in the refrigerator again!!!!"
Ever happen in your house?
~~~GB~~~
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OMG, LMAO :o :o :o
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LMFAO
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Wow, and I thought the clothes hamper next to the toilet was bad!
Dave 8)