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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on March 20, 2011, 10:35:37 pm

Title: Garfield on the Oil Crisis!
Post by: GrayBeard on March 20, 2011, 10:35:37 pm

YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD'S EXPLANATION -- TOO CUTE & ALSO TRUE!!!

 

 

 

 

GARFIELD ON THE OIL  CRISIS




A lot of  folks can't understand how we came   to  have an oil shortage here in our  country.
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Well, there's a very simple  answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We  just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that  is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located  in:
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal   Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Coastal Alabama
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Coastal Mississippi
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Coastal Texas
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North  Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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 And
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Texas
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Our dipsticks are located  in DC
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Any Questions?  NO? Didn't think So.

Title: Re: Garfield on the Oil Crisis!
Post by: julief on March 21, 2011, 10:28:54 am

Ain't it the truth???

Title: Re: Garfield on the Oil Crisis!
Post by: Chachi on March 21, 2011, 11:12:15 am

AMEN!!!!!!