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Title: amish mystery
Post by: thumbs on March 10, 2011, 09:59:39 am

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,  silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.


 




 

The boy asked, 'What is this Father?'

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, 'Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is.'


 




 

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old  lady in a wheel chair moved up to the moving walls and pressed a  button. The walls opened, and the lady rolled between them into a  small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small numbers above the walls light up sequentially.



 


 

They continued to watch until it reached the last number? and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.

Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous 24-year-old blond stepped out.


 



 


 


 

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son.....
 

'Go get your Mother'


 

yep works for me  Richard aka thumbs ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)

Title: Re: amish mystery
Post by: Dawie on March 10, 2011, 10:32:44 am

 ;D
Dvaid

Title: Re: amish mystery
Post by: Chachi on March 10, 2011, 10:36:26 am

So that is how we do it huh?........Honey get your purse were going to the mall!!!!

Title: Re: amish mystery
Post by: mainberg on March 10, 2011, 11:50:24 am

I hear it works on men, too. I have one ready for trade-in.
Pat B

Title: Re: amish mystery
Post by: Russ C on March 10, 2011, 05:15:46 pm

LMAO  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: amish mystery
Post by: Harleyrider2 on March 11, 2011, 06:38:34 am

You are positively NOT right!    lol

Title: Re: amish mystery
Post by: tux_linux on March 11, 2011, 09:24:18 am

ROFL - what a great invention... :D

regards
Torsten

Title: Re: amish mystery
Post by: GrayBeard on March 11, 2011, 02:21:25 pm

HEY...PatB!

Are you sure you are 'wired' for 220?

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: amish mystery
Post by: mainberg on March 11, 2011, 02:25:22 pm

GB
I'm thinking, I'm thinking.
Pat B ::)