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Title: life can be difficult
Post by: thumbs on March 09, 2011, 07:17:52 pm

    There I was sitting at the bar staring at my drink when a large, trouble-making biker steps up next to me, grabs my drink and gulps it down in one swig. "Well, whatcha' gonna do about it?" he says, menacingly, as I burst into tears.

    "Come on, man," the biker says, "I didn't think you'd CRY. I can`t stand to see a man crying."

    "This is the worst day of my life," I say. "I'm a complete failure.  I was late to a meeting and my boss fired me. When I went to the parking  lot, I found my car had been stolen and I don't have any insurance.  I left my wallet in the cab I took home.  I found my wife with another man and then my dog bit me."

    "So I came to this bar to work up the courage to put an end to it all, I buy a drink, I drop a capsule in and sit here watching the poison dissolve; then you show up and drink the whole thing!  But enough about me, how's your day going?"


EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAYS??  Richard aka thumbs ;D ;D ;D

Title: Re: life can be difficult
Post by: dgman on March 09, 2011, 10:05:19 pm

I hate when that happens!

Title: Re: life can be difficult
Post by: GrayBeard on March 10, 2011, 01:03:54 am

I think I was at the other end of that bar!!!

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: life can be difficult
Post by: Russ C on March 10, 2011, 01:11:48 am

LOL  :o  :o  :o

Title: Re: life can be difficult
Post by: Dawie on March 10, 2011, 03:32:44 am

Oldie but it stays good ;D
Dvid