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Title: Generous lawyer
Post by: marmoh on March 03, 2011, 09:31:55 am

A local United Way office realized that the organization had never received a donation from the town's most successful lawyer. The person in charge of contributions called him to persuade him to contribute.

"Our research shows that out of a yearly income of at least $500,000, you give not a penny to charity. Wouldn't you like to give back to the community in some way?"

The lawyer mulled this over for a moment and replied, "First, did your research also show that my mother is dying after a long illness, and has medical bills that are several times her annual income?"

Embarrassed, the United Way rep mumbled, "Um ... no."

The lawyer interrupts, "or that my brother, a disabled veteran, is blind and confined to a wheelchair?"

The stricken United Way rep began to stammer out an apology, but was interrupted again.

"or that my sister's husband died in a traffic accident," the lawyer's voice rising in indignation, "leaving her penniless with three children?!"

The humiliated United Way rep, completely beaten, said simply, "I had no idea..."

On a roll, the lawyer cut him off once again, "So if I don't give any money to them, why should I give any to you?"
Title: Re: Generous lawyer
Post by: Judy Hunter on March 03, 2011, 09:33:38 am
 ;D thanks for the Chuckle.  didn't see that coming
Title: Re: Generous lawyer
Post by: Chachi on March 03, 2011, 09:35:37 am
LMAOOOOO!!!!!!! to funny.
Title: Re: Generous lawyer
Post by: Marcellarius on March 03, 2011, 01:31:04 pm
LOL, real funny!
Title: Re: Generous lawyer
Post by: HWPlmbr1 on March 03, 2011, 01:52:55 pm
LOL! didn't see it going there!  :)
Title: Re: Generous lawyer
Post by: Merlin on March 03, 2011, 03:46:52 pm
Lawyers ????

***Merlin***
Title: Re: Generous lawyer
Post by: Dawie on March 03, 2011, 04:10:47 pm
Lawyers ????

***Merlin***

With you all the way Merlin.
David
Title: Re: Generous lawyer
Post by: HWPlmbr1 on March 03, 2011, 04:13:03 pm
I bet he kept his money wrapped in...










Duct tape!  ;D
Title: Re: Generous lawyer
Post by: Russ C on March 04, 2011, 10:48:44 am
LOL,  ::)  ::)  ::)

Lawyers and Ticks have allot in common.  :o
Title: Re: Generous lawyer
Post by: ChuckD on March 04, 2011, 03:28:23 pm
Who was it that said "To make a country great, the first thing to do is to get rid of the lawyers"   I do agree.
Title: Re: Generous lawyer
Post by: Bill P on March 04, 2011, 06:30:14 pm
Chuck, that was Benjamin Franklin, and I agree.

Bill