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Title: The Toilet Seat
Post by: marmoh on March 01, 2011, 12:48:15 am

THE TOILET SEAT

    Charlies wife, Lucy, had been after him for several weeks to paint the seat on their toilet. Finally, he got around to doing it while Lucy was out. After finishing, he left to take care of another matter before she returned.

    She came in and undressed to take a shower. Before getting in the shower, she sat on the toilet. As she tried to stand up, she realized that the not-quite-dry epoxy paint had glued her to the toilet seat.

    About that time, Charlie got home and realized her predicament. They both pushed and pulled without any success whatsoever. Finally, in desperation, Charlie undid the toilet seat bolts. Lucy wrapped a sheet around herself and Charlie drove her to the hospital emergency room.

    The ER Doctor got her into a position where he could study how to free her (Try to get a mental picture of this.). Lucy tried to lighten the embarrassment of it all by saying, "Well, Doctor, I'll bet you've never seen anything like this before."

    The Doctor replied, "Actually, I've seen lots of them. I just never saw one mounted and framed."

Title: Re: The Toilet Seat
Post by: GrayBeard on March 01, 2011, 12:59:23 am

OOOOH, Marion!

That is downright PRICELESS!
And YES the mental image is fantastic!!!

Don't you love 'quick-witted' ER personnel!!!

~~~GrayBeard~~~

Title: Re: The Toilet Seat
Post by: Chachi on March 01, 2011, 01:55:40 am

OMG to funny I agree with GB Pricless for sure.

Title: Re: The Toilet Seat
Post by: Marcellarius on March 01, 2011, 03:23:18 am

LOL,  ;D :D ;D

Title: Re: The Toilet Seat
Post by: Dawie on March 01, 2011, 03:59:55 am

 ;D Still laughing.
David

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Post by: Russ C on March 01, 2011, 06:28:29 am

ROFLMAO  :o  :o  :o

Title: Re: The Toilet Seat
Post by: julief on March 01, 2011, 07:31:33 am

That was great!

Title: Re: The Toilet Seat
Post by: newfie on March 01, 2011, 07:50:27 am

LMAO

Title: Re: The Toilet Seat
Post by: pauley555 on March 01, 2011, 11:49:37 am

LMAO ;D

Title: Re: The Toilet Seat
Post by: cameronj on March 01, 2011, 12:15:32 pm

Very good....nice way to enjoy my lunch break.
Jim

Title: Re: The Toilet Seat
Post by: HWPlmbr1 on March 01, 2011, 01:23:19 pm

LOL! I love plumbing type jokes.
Some of the stories I could tell, from experience and from others tales....