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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on February 26, 2011, 05:08:02 pm

Title: The "Sweet Tea" cure....
Post by: GrayBeard on February 26, 2011, 05:08:02 pm
A woman goes to the doctor with severe bruises and lacerations....
 
Doctor: "What happened?"     
 
   
Woman: "Doctor, I don't know what to do.  Every time my husband comes home drunk he beats me to a pulp."   
     
 
Doctor: "I have a real good medicine for that. When your husband comes home drunk, just take a glass of sweet tea and start swishing it in your mouth.  Just swish and swish but don't swallow until he goes to bed and is asleep."     
     
 
Two weeks later, the woman comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.   
   
 
Woman: "Doctor, that was a brilliant idea! Every time my husband came home drunk, I swished with sweet tea. I swished and swished, and he didn't touch me!"   
 
Doctor: "You see how much keeping your mouth shut helps?"

~~~GB~~~
(ducking and running!)
Title: Re: The "Sweet Tea" cure....
Post by: dgman on February 26, 2011, 06:51:19 pm
GB, Can you hear all the groans from all  around the world?
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Post by: marmoh on February 26, 2011, 07:25:55 pm
LOL  ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Post by: newfie on February 26, 2011, 08:50:46 pm
LMAO
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Post by: Chachi on February 26, 2011, 09:13:13 pm
GROANNNN!!!! funny BUt the wife says you better be ducking and running LOL!!!!
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Post by: Dawie on February 27, 2011, 02:27:53 am
 ;D LOL.
David
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Post by: Russ C on February 27, 2011, 04:35:14 am
  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)  ::)
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Post by: Marcellarius on February 27, 2011, 07:38:36 am
 ;D :D ;D LOL

I bet if Harold was the doctor he subscribed DUCKTAPE  ;D ;D ;D

this will hold for months!

( now I'll start ducking and running to)
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Post by: Mainewoods on February 27, 2011, 11:46:37 am
Ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!  I better not let the wife read that one!
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Post by: HWPlmbr1 on February 27, 2011, 11:30:38 pm
No groaning here! LOL! ;D

Marcel, now you're stealing my line! :o
Title: Re: The "Sweet Tea" cure....
Post by: Marcellarius on February 28, 2011, 01:51:25 am
sorry Harold, won't happen again  ;D

I guess...... ::)