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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Mr.Mike on February 23, 2011, 12:17:25 am

Title: Penguins
Post by: Mr.Mike on February 23, 2011, 12:17:25 am

A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: "You can't drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately."

The guy says OK, and drives away.

The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they're all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?"

The guy replies: "I did . . . today I'm taking them to the beach!"

Title: Re: Penguins
Post by: Dawie on February 23, 2011, 04:51:34 am

LOL ;D
David

Title: Re: Penguins
Post by: Russ C on February 23, 2011, 07:54:38 am

Ok cough, cough, sorry a little corn here.  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: Penguins
Post by: Chachi on February 23, 2011, 11:00:57 am

Sorry same joke different animal as the Blonde with the monkeys one and I agree with Russ a lot of corn here.

Title: Re: Penguins
Post by: GrayBeard on February 23, 2011, 12:30:37 pm

I was wondering if it was the blonde's boyfriend?

~~~GB~~~