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Title: Old age home?
Post by: Mr.Mike on February 23, 2011, 12:15:45 am

During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?"

"Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."

"Oh, I understand," I said.  "A normal person would use the bucket because it?s bigger than the spoon or the teacup."

"No" he said.  "A normal person would pull the plug.  Do you want a bed near the window?"

Title: Re: Old age home?
Post by: Dawie on February 23, 2011, 04:53:35 am

Did not see that coming so guess I would need a bed there too ;D
David

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Post by: Marcellarius on February 23, 2011, 05:42:21 am

great and so funny!

Title: Re: Old age home?
Post by: Mainewoods on February 23, 2011, 07:47:19 am

Quote from: Dawie on February 23, 2011, 04:53:35 am

Did not see that coming so guess I would need a bed there too ;D
David

Right there with ya David!

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Post by: Russ C on February 23, 2011, 07:48:35 am

ROFLMAO,  ::)  ::)  ::)

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Post by: Chachi on February 23, 2011, 11:04:56 am

Oh WOW Im still laughing at this one lol I am so going to ask my Mother in law lol

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Post by: dgman on February 23, 2011, 02:23:42 pm

I guess I'm OK, I new where it was going! On the other hand, I've heard this joke before! ::)

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Post by: HWPlmbr1 on February 23, 2011, 11:41:36 pm

And you REMEMBERED it Dan? At your age?! :D