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Title: Elderly couple in churcn...
Post by: Mr.Mike on February 20, 2011, 10:52:07 pm
An elderly couple are attending church services. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband.

It says, "I just let out a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"







He scribbles back, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

Title: Re: Elderly couple in churcn...
Post by: dgman on February 20, 2011, 10:56:33 pm
Oh that's funny! ;D
Title: Re: Elderly couple in churcn...
Post by: GrayBeard on February 21, 2011, 12:58:35 am
That hits home!

Always keep and extra battery in my pocket!

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: Elderly couple in churcn...
Post by: Marcellarius on February 21, 2011, 05:41:04 am
LOL, hahaha  ;D :D ;D
Title: Re: Elderly couple in churcn...
Post by: Russ C on February 21, 2011, 07:47:23 am
LMAO  :o  :o  :o
Title: Re: Elderly couple in churcn...
Post by: Dawie on February 21, 2011, 10:17:54 am
LOL  ;D
David
Title: Re: Elderly couple in churcn...
Post by: dgman on February 21, 2011, 01:56:38 pm
My wife says that she never farts! :o
Title: Re: Elderly couple in churcn...
Post by: GrayBeard on February 21, 2011, 05:23:05 pm
Tell her that Dr. Oz says the average human farts 14 times a day!

~~~GB~~~
Title: Re: Elderly couple in churcn...
Post by: dgman on February 21, 2011, 10:33:07 pm
Thats funny GB, The morning radio show I listen to were discussing that very fact this morning!
Title: Re: Elderly couple in churcn...
Post by: Marcellarius on February 22, 2011, 08:45:35 am
Quote from: GrayBeard on February 21, 2011, 05:23:05 pm
Tell her that Dr. Oz says the average human farts 14 times a day!

~~~GB~~~

This means that Dan's wife is special and not an "average human" ;)