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Title: Man of the house
Post by: Mainewoods on February 20, 2011, 04:26:59 pm

The husband had just finished reading a new book titled "You Can Be the Man of Your House".  He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, "From now on, you need to know that I'm the man of the house, my word is LAW!!  You will prepare me dinner tonight.  When I"m finished eating my meal, you will bring me dessert.  After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me, we will have the kind of sex that I want.  Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax.  You will wash my back and towel me dry.  Then, you will  massage my feet and hands.  Then, tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?" 
The wife replied, "The friggin' funeral director would be my first guess!"

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Post by: newfie on February 20, 2011, 04:47:35 pm

LOL yep thats about right

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Post by: mrsn on February 20, 2011, 05:12:49 pm

lol... So funny!

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Post by: marmoh on February 20, 2011, 06:18:36 pm

She's got that right !!

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Post by: yankeebum2 on February 20, 2011, 06:39:32 pm

LMAO. very funny.

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Post by: GrayBeard on February 20, 2011, 10:12:04 pm

I would have sworn she said..."Your Mother!...'cause sure as hell you're gonna wake up at her house!"

~~~GB~~~

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Post by: Marcellarius on February 21, 2011, 05:49:20 am

funny  :D

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Post by: Russ C on February 21, 2011, 07:46:06 am

LOL  ::)  ::)  ::)

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Post by: Chachi on February 21, 2011, 10:00:44 am

OMG sounds like my wife when I DID THAT to her......

ROFLMFAOOOOOO!!!!!!

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Post by: Dawie on February 21, 2011, 10:15:55 am

 ;DLOL
David

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Post by: yyyyyguy on February 21, 2011, 12:01:33 pm

I figgered he would be the man of the house...after the divorce ::) ::)

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Post by: Gabby on February 22, 2011, 01:55:30 am

Hey I wear the pants in this house!!!
I have my wife's permission.
Yer durn tootin'
Gabby