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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on February 19, 2011, 10:25:32 am

Title: Classified Ads in UK!
Post by: GrayBeard on February 19, 2011, 10:25:32 am

You have to love British humor!

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. newspaper:
 
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old.
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!


FREE PUPPIES.
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY !
Must sell washer and dryer ?100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, ?200 or best offer. No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.


Statement of the Century
Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking, how come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"

Title: Re: Classified Ads in UK!
Post by: newfie on February 19, 2011, 10:29:53 am

ROFLMFAO

Title: Re: Classified Ads in UK!
Post by: Chachi on February 19, 2011, 10:35:59 am

ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so true so true............

Title: Re: Classified Ads in UK!
Post by: Dawie on February 19, 2011, 11:42:43 am

 ;D Thanks GB you did it again.
David

Title: Re: Classified Ads in UK!
Post by: Russ C on February 19, 2011, 05:10:56 pm

LMAO  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: Classified Ads in UK!
Post by: Marcellarius on February 20, 2011, 06:54:54 am

HAHAHA very funny!!

Title: Re: Classified Ads in UK!
Post by: Gabby on February 20, 2011, 10:51:23 pm

Did you all notice not one response from the ladies. No sense of humor!
Gabby