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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: GrayBeard on February 19, 2011, 12:35:03 am

Title: WHY guys prefer 'guns' over WOMEN!!!!
Post by: GrayBeard on February 19, 2011, 12:35:03 am

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for 2 new 22's.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun !

~~~GB~~~

~~~GB~~~

Title: Re: WHY guys prefer 'guns' over WOMEN!!!!
Post by: Chachi on February 19, 2011, 12:59:15 am

LmaooooooooO!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: WHY guys prefer 'guns' over WOMEN!!!!
Post by: Mr.Mike on February 19, 2011, 01:14:52 am

LOL  GB, great minds think alike....I just posted this about a hour before you. haha. Gotta Luv it.

         MIKE

A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.

Title: Re: WHY guys prefer 'guns' over WOMEN!!!!
Post by: Dawie on February 19, 2011, 03:48:55 am

 ;D
David

Title: Re: WHY guys prefer 'guns' over WOMEN!!!!
Post by: Russ C on February 19, 2011, 06:50:28 am

LOL  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: WHY guys prefer 'guns' over WOMEN!!!!
Post by: Kepy on February 19, 2011, 08:37:29 am

I remember my Dad telling my Mom that when she hit 40 he was trading her in for 2 20's and her response was that he wasn't wired for 220.