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General Category => The Coffee Shop => Topic started by: Mr.Mike on February 18, 2011, 08:03:39 am

Title: I GIVE UP !!!!
Post by: Mr.Mike on February 18, 2011, 08:03:39 am

I arrived home from work at my usual time, 5 PM. I quickly discovered that it had not been one of my wife's better days.

Nothing I said or did seemed to be right.

By 7 PM things had not gotten any better, so before a fight started in earnest I suggested, "Why don't I go outside, pretend I've just gotten home, and start all over again?"

My wife agreed. I went outside, came back in and, with a big smile, announced, "Honey, I'm home!"

"And just where have you been? It's after seven o'clock

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Post by: Mainewoods on February 18, 2011, 08:05:08 am

Ha!  Another good one!

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Post by: Russ C on February 18, 2011, 08:07:10 am

LMAO  :D  :D  :D

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Post by: Chachi on February 18, 2011, 08:14:13 am

I so did not see that one comming good deal Mike  LMAOOOOO!!!

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Post by: newfie on February 18, 2011, 08:39:17 am

LOL that's a good one.

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Post by: Dawie on February 18, 2011, 10:26:30 am

 ;D
David

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Post by: Rightarm on February 18, 2011, 12:21:43 pm

    One thing I have learned being married for 25 yrs, is when you leave to go someplace by yourself, never give a time when you think you'll be back. I use to do that. I'll be back in an hour, or 25 minutes. Never do that. Just say I'll be back when I walk through the door. Dave 8)

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Post by: Marcellarius on February 18, 2011, 12:24:23 pm

LOLLLL  ;D :D ;D


@ Dave: keep your cel-phone at home ;)

Title: Re: I GIVE UP !!!!
Post by: Rightarm on February 18, 2011, 12:30:39 pm

    Good idea! Dave 8)