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Title: Hot air balloonist
Post by: Mr.Mike on February 16, 2011, 07:12:43 pm

A man is flying in a hot air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and spots a man down below.

He lowers the balloon further and shouts: "Excuse me, can you tell me where I am?"

The man below says: "yes you're in a hot air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."

"You must work in Information Technology," says the balloonist.

"I do," replies the man. "How did you know?"

"Well" says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."

The man below says, "You must work in Management".

"I do" replies the balloonist, "but how did you know?"

"Well", says the man, "you don't know where you are, or where you're going, but you expect me to be able to help. You're in the same position you were before we met, but now it's my fault."

Title: Re: Hot air balloonist
Post by: newfie on February 16, 2011, 07:36:18 pm

LMFAO

Title: Re: Hot air balloonist
Post by: Russ C on February 16, 2011, 08:01:49 pm

LMAO  ::)  ::)  ::)

Title: Re: Hot air balloonist
Post by: Chachi on February 16, 2011, 08:47:19 pm

LMAOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! oh stop I got tears in my eyes

Title: Re: Hot air balloonist
Post by: Mainewoods on February 16, 2011, 09:43:41 pm

Too true! :D

Title: Re: Hot air balloonist
Post by: cameronj on February 17, 2011, 12:27:24 pm

So true of our real life situations.

Thanks,
Jim

Title: Re: Hot air balloonist
Post by: Dawie on February 17, 2011, 01:28:02 pm

 ;D Still laughing. This is a great one.

David

Title: Re: Hot air balloonist
Post by: Marcellarius on February 18, 2011, 01:02:49 pm

so funny!